adithyaiscool:

are awesome. Just 4 weeks ago I couldn’t walk more than a few feet… and now I’m playing tennis. :)

Adithya. I fucking love you. I cannot wait to finally have our tennis match. Keep up the ass kicking. <3

For the past month and a half I’ve had shin splints. I haven’t been able to run for that whole month and a half.

Today at the gym I was feeling good. I decided to run. 7:24/mile pace for 11 minutes before the gym closed. No pain! I’m happy.

valquizno:

“>Something Real: HOW MANY UC STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?

UCLA: One: She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

CAL: Seventy-six. One to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb’s right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter protest.

UCSD: Five. 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to start smoking weed until the room spins.

UCI: Eleven. 1 to change the bulb and ten to sit around watching because honestly, what else is there to do at Irvine past 10pm??

UCR: Three. 1 to steal the bulb, another to drive the getaway car, and the last to call all his friends to throw the celebration party on a Tuesday night.

UCSB: Seven. 1 to screw the bulb and 6 to screw each other.

UC Davis: Zero. There is no electricity in Davis.

UC Merced: Two. One to hold the bulb while the other calls his friend asking for help in figuring out this “new college thing.”

UCSC: None since they are living in the forest

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cancerousoranges:

man, i really need to get myself clipless pedals and cleats

for show. is that your longest ride? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SON.

when software that I actually pay for works less often than software I pirate.

i just watched it.

holy shit that was amazing.